Narrator

Overview

A recently identified unauthorized user that goes by the name "Narrator". All information regarding or related to "Narrator" is restricted to high level access.

 INPUT LEVEL 3 CREDENTIALS 

''' VERIFYING LEVEL 3 CREDENTIALS. . . '''

''' LEVEL 3 CREDENTIALS VERIFIED... OPENING DOCUMENT '''

Containment Procedures:

Pages made and/or edited by Narrator are unable to be deleted by standard methods. Due to the unavailability of reaching Narrator, it is impossible to contain.

Description:

Narrator appears to be an entity that exists outside of known space-time. The only proof of contact is the anomalous text found in certain pages of this site.

It is known that Narrator has two counter parts. See following audio transcript sent from a quantum probe moments before it was reduced to energy.

[START AUDIO TRANSCRIPTION]

Narrator: Look at the poor [static], she is barely alive. Why did you [static] (Note: the voices are described differently among members of transcription team)

[UNKNOWN1]: well, I couldn't help but feel sorry for the thing so I [static] out of the water.

[Narrator]: did you see how she treated others? She [static]

[UNKNOWN2]: stop your yammering, we [static] us, look.

[UNKNOWN1]: how did that thing get [static] destroy it!

[END AUDIO TRANSCRIPTION]